JCP001: okay
OneLastCigarette: im baking brownies.
JCP001: faggot
OneLastCigarette: im in bloc party mode
OneLastCigarette: we can’t put that word you just said on the site.
JCP001: how about gaylord?
OneLastCigarette: sally or something
JCP001: nancy boy
OneLastCigarette: non-discriminitory
OneLastCigarette: good
JCP001: we’re not being discriminatory dicks anymore? That’s what happens when you start baking brownies in your free time
OneLastCigarette: i think fruit is better
JCP001: i’ll *** out the word
OneLastCigarette: so my itunes play counts for this shit are like 6, 7, 8’s. some of those i was asleep for.
OneLastCigarette: the guy from grey’s anatomy dude. it’s bad pr
OneLastCigarette: ask your girlfriend.
JCP001: plus the guy from bloc party is gay
OneLastCigarette: i was giving him the benefit of the doubt on that.
JCP001: http://www.towleroad.com/2007/01/in_an_interview.html
JCP001: not like it matters.
OneLastCigarette: not that there’s anything wrong with that…
JCP001: not at all
OneLastCigarette: i have to say this one is not as good as silent alarm
JCP001: it’s not but there are some good songs on this record
OneLastCigarette: i really like the song uniform. i love the build-up
JCP001: tracks 1-5 are all good.
JCP001: that song “on” and it’s awful chorus “you make my tongue loose” is just… awful
JCP001: it makes my bowels loose
OneLastCigarette: yeah the end is a serious dragging zone.
OneLastCigarette: hunting for witches, uniform, the prayer are all good. they should stick to pop rock.
OneLastCigarette: he’s like “radio head…?” and im like “no”.
JCP001: listen to sunday. “I’ll love you in the morning, when you’re still hungover, i’ll love you in the morning when you’re still strung out” what the fuck??
OneLastCigarette: i know. it was a chore to listen to this enough times to tear it down, and don’t think i’m gonna let that work go unrewarded.
JCP001: this album just suffers from occasional bad lyrics
OneLastCigarette: but im not saying it’s a bad album. this is a solid album with a few glaring flaws.
JCP001: it’s a shame because the melodies are all still good
OneLastCigarette: yeah.
OneLastCigarette: “i will dazzle them with my wind”
OneLastCigarette: ok.
OneLastCigarette: nice wind bro.
JCP001: i think he says “wit”. “I still remember” is the single. it’s so-so
JCP001: the record is solid though. we’re seeing them in march which should be a hoot
OneLastCigarette: yeah just make sure you shout “play the old shit!”
JCP001: can you play helicopter for an hour?
OneLastCigarette: they can tour on these songs in two records or so, they have to baste a little.
OneLastCigarette: in five years we’ll post a retraction review apologizing to the people.
JCP001: really
OneLastCigarette: if the singer dies, they’ll be inducted into the rock n’ roll hall of fame. we’ll buy t-shirts to commemorate the event.
JCP001: maybe they’ll make a remix album for this record too
OneLastCigarette: so this is just a case of bad arrangement i guess. the first half of the record is adversely different and better than the second half.
OneLastCigarette: i think the remix album will be better than the actual release. that’s my prediction. no death from above remix this time though.
JCP001: totally bad track arrangement
JCP001: i just think it’s funny that they actually did that
JCP001: who does that anymore? not even the cure
OneLastCigarette: it was good though. that shit is hit or miss.
OneLastCigarette: puff daddy
OneLastCigarette: he invented the remix bro.
JCP001: whatever. he doesn’t even have any decent acts on his label. he’s remixing Biggie songs
OneLastCigarette: he had that group that was in a plane crash. i bet they sold an assload of records that day.
JCP001: what– those girls?
OneLastCigarette: (make plane crash a link)
JCP001: danity kane?
OneLastCigarette: yeah. i forgot the name of the group.
OneLastCigarette: yeah. i never heard their songs.
OneLastCigarette: (i cant think of any jokes either)
JCP001: i’m trying to look it up
JCP001: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Danity_Kane_SelfT_Album.jpg
JCP001: the black girl on the right needs her kneecap photoshopped back in
JCP001: her knee is just a dark smudge
JCP001: they weren’t in a plane crash
OneLastCigarette: are those the rags they wore in the mountains to survive after the crash?
OneLastCigarette: oh
OneLastCigarette: then make sure you take that out haha
JCP001: like destiny’s child “survivor”
OneLastCigarette: is that 2 black, 2 white, and one hispanic?
OneLastCigarette: sick racially equal coincidence dude.
JCP001: latina. pc dude
OneLastCigarette: i bet the blonde on the left is a jew and the one on the right is a dyke
JCP001: that girl second from the right? i think she’s italian
OneLastCigarette: cause we wont say f*****, but we’re still not pc.
JCP001: but we’ll say dyke?
OneLastCigarette: bring em’ on.
OneLastCigarette: i aint afraid of no dykes.
OneLastCigarette: i love in the life aquatic where he keeps calling the pregnant reporter a bull dyke.
JCP001: come to the slope and say that. some girl with a flat top will flatten you
OneLastCigarette: some brute in a tit-girtle will never scare me.
OneLastCigarette: ANYWAY, the album is good, but unfortunately not good enough for me. the last album was better. i’m not even gonna say sophomore slump, but they definitely teetered on the edge of that shit. better luck next time.
JCP001: I’ll grudgingly give it 4 “stars”. whack lyric writing takes point off
OneLastCigarette: you’re too nice. i rated each song and averaged out 3.2
OneLastCigarette: 3 hands. and they should send me a thank you letter.
JCP001: i was just thinking 3 actually.
JCP001: i only play half the album
OneLastCigarette: well, don’t let me influence your shitty decision.
JCP001: you’re not
OneLastCigarette: aight.
OneLastCigarette: dont tell me youre gonna put this up without the header. ill shit
OneLastCigarette: so what ever did happen to danity kane?
OneLastCigarette: i didn’t read it.
JCP001: nothing I don’t think
OneLastCigarette: why do i know who they are?
JCP001: still putting out crappy music as far as i can tell
OneLastCigarette: well, here it is on another wordpress blog
OneLastCigarette: Danity Kane in car crash last night.
JCP001: if i edit out faggot i’ll have to take out that fun back and forth
OneLastCigarette: leave it with stars.
OneLastCigarette: i’ve had gay people spaz on me.
OneLastCigarette: i dont actually care.
OneLastCigarette: do whatever feels right
OneLastCigarette: leave it
OneLastCigarette: the whole word
OneLastCigarette: fuck everyone
OneLastCigarette: i baked brownies, i knew what i was getting into.
JCP001: it stays
OneLastCigarette: sorry, i was greasing my pan.. are we done?
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